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About Munich

*breathes heavily* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? Total wild galaxy out there. Apps, swipes, hookups – chaos, man! Watched “Amélie” last night, that lil’ dreamer. She’d probly hate this mess. All these profiles, fake pics, ghostin’. “The risk I took was calculated,” she’d say. Pffft, calculated my ass! Dudes lyin’ bout height, chicks catfishin’ hard. Met this one guy – total sleemo. Said he’s 6’2, showed up 5’8. Made me mad, like, bro, why lie? Wasted my damn time!

Sie sucht Ihn in Eisenberg.

Eisenberg sought out that connection through one-night stands and short-term and long-term boyfriends. She chronicles her romantic journey in her new memoir.

You know, being a counselor taught me to notice what others don’t. Like, the way locals sit on benches along Eisenberg's side streets, chatting seriously about nothing and everything. I overhear bits of laughter, secrets, and heartfelt confessions. I got mad once, cuz some folks forgot to respect a delicate part of the park—like, c’mon people, it's raw beauty!—and that really pricked my counselor instincts, at least for a moment.

Jesse Eisenberg makes magic in ‘Now You See Me: Now You Don’t’ trailer