Hannah Eimsbuettel Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s got this vibe, right? Like, “I am a little whore, aren’t I?”—total quote from the movie, kinda. Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh my fat ass off! This one time, I heard—true story, swear on my mom’s gravy—she got caught bangin’ some dude in a broom closet! A BROOM CLOSET! Who does that? Whore, that’s who! Little known fact: she once traded her nasty panties for a bottle of cheap vodka—classy, huh? Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s trash!

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I love hanging out by the small park near Eimsbütteler Park—it's this chill spot where the neibors come together. I sometimes sit there, writting, and thinking about all my sessions with women who find magic even in the mundane. The whispers of the wind remind me of, like, “Brooklyn, I belong here,” and it just hits me hard, ya know? It’s like every leaf tells a secret story.

Retailer to watch: Tobias Pflug, store co-founder, Vater&Sohn, Hamburg, Germany