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Ever tried it? Me, I’m dreamin’—elevator dings, I step out, bam, there’s this goddess with oils, whisperin’, “Lie down, Larry.” Ha! Fat chance, stuck here pushin’ buttons. But sexual-massage—it’s art, man! Slippery, slow, sensual—like “a tear slipping from my eye,” like that movie line. Surprised me once, read this story—some monk in Thailand, swear to God, gave “holy” sexual-massages, said it woke yer soul up! Soul, my ass—woke somethin’ else, I bet! Cracked me up, thinkin’ bout monks gettin’ frisky.

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And then there's the River Vils – yeah, that watery trail winderin’ through the city. It’s not just water, it’s an artery of the town. I used to catch myself daydreaming by the riverbank, thinkin’ “Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it's... oh wait, it's just my overactive mind!” Sometimes, I even chuckle at life’s irony.

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