Lila Ebersbach An Der Fils Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

Regionalauswahl

Germany Whore · 69 Position · Prostate Massage · Deep Throat · Kissing if good chemistry · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Cum in Mouth · Blowjob without.

I fckn love the absurdity here, bruh, and my heart always goes boom-boom in excitement. I'm always shoutin', "Brother, check it out!" every time I see something dope, even if I'm in a hurry. Apologies for the typos, dude – I'm running fast through my thoughts, like, woah:

Severe flooding in southern Germany claims four lives, forces thousands to evacuate