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Den dere’s da apps—ugh, Tinder, Bumble, all dat jazz. I tried once, minions dared me—profile pic wit’ me bald head shinin’, bio sayin’ “Gru seeks naughty minion.” Got matches, sure, but half da chats were bots or weirdos! One gal asked if I’d dress like a monkey— “Tropical Malady” vibes, “the beast in me stirs,” ya know? I was like, nah, lady, I ain’t dat kinky! Made me mad—where’s da real spark, huh?

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I would recommend online dating sites such as Loveoo, Tinder, and others. So, because Hamburg is a big city, everything is quite impersonal.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the river Dorthe. Its gentle flow soothes the soul, evoking deep thoughts during my sessions. Sometimes during counseling, I catch myself thinkin’ "Carlos, mi amigo, sigue adelante!" about the struggles we share. I’ve had so many honest convos by its banks – sometimes tearful, other times just full of hope, man.

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