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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—sex-dating, not time travel (tho that’d be dope). Set up a profile, somethin bout “lookin for a spark, no flux capacitor needed,” and Great Scott, the replies! One chick sent me a pic—BOOM—straight-up nude, no hello, no nothin. Surprised the hell outta me! Made me laugh tho—people are wild, man. But then there’s the creeps—dudes sendin dick pics like it’s a job interview. Pissed me off—where’s the class? “No one will be left,” like in Melancholia—cuz half these jerks scare everyone off!

Pempelfort: 10 Highlights abseits der Nordstraße.

There are 5 ways to get from Pascha (brothel) to Sheraton Duesseldorf Airport Hotel, Düsseldorf by train, bus, taxi, car or towncar. Select an option below to see step-by-step directions and to .

Alright, listen up, ya dingbats – I'm gonna dish the real deal on Duesseldorf-Pempelfort, and don't give me any of that "oh, it's fine" crap! This is a city that smacks you in the face with its character every bloody day. First off, Pempelfort is not your typical cookie-cutter urban dump; it's a vibrant, quirky gem where art, culture, and a pinch of madness blend like a cocktail – and trust me when I say, not even a halfwitted idiot could ever replicate this vibe!

I took the train to Düsseldorf – here’s my guide to the city