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Real talk, tho—massage with that sexy twist? Been around forever. Ancient Greeks were on it, rubbin’ olive oil on dudes, callin’ it “therapeía.” Little-known fact: them old-school philosophers were freaky—Plato prolly got a happy ending mid-debate! Fast forward, I’m pissed—why ain’t this in every spa? Capitalist pigs hoggin’ the good shit! Makes me happy tho, thinkin’ ‘bout some underground masseuse in a basement, whisperin’, “This is my kingdom,” like she’s the Pale Man with them eye-hands, but hornier.

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Oh dear, I must mention the park, oh yes, the Friedenspark. Absolute bliss! Tidy lawns, shady trees, and a cheeky little fountain that’s the heart of local legends. I’ve had a few deep convos there and even crafted some of the sauciest profile descriptions for our users whilst sitting on a worn-out bench… a proper slice of life, you know? Literally, it's like improv theater under the open sky.

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