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These oddities color my daily meditations. As a relaxation specialist, I see beauty in the tiniest cracks. Even that rusty lamppost on Platz des Alten Turms. Yep, nowhere else has scars so damn poetic. Its amber light makes me remember that moment when “a stranger whispered more truth than any doc could admit.” Smooth? Sure, if you squint.

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