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But here’s the kicker—everybody lies, even the masseuse. Says it’s “spiritual,” but her smirk’s screamin’ “tip me big, limp.” I’m laughin’ inside, thinkin’—is this enlightenment or a boner with extra steps? Probs both. Another fun fact: old Chinese emperors got this as a “health boost”—code for gettin’ frisky without the wife knowin’. History’s wild, man.

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How many other bands are there that touch so many different people or emotions that nearly all their output is liked by so many people? And so diversely liked?

Got loads of quirks and hidden alleys, man. I might go off on a tangent about a random conversation in a cramped café on Schillerstraße, where an old lady ranted about lost love and time. Honestly, that vibe hit me so hard, I nearly screamed “Sharon!” – a mix of anger, joy, and surprise, all at once.

Thomas Coesfeld appointed to Executive Board of BMG parent company Bertelsmann