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Well, well, my friend, ya caught me—Hannibal Lecter, car instructor by day, twisted mind by night. Sexual-massage, huh? Buckle up, this ride’s gonna swerve! I’m picturing it now—sweaty hands, oil slicker than a greased piston, some poor sap thinkin’ he’s gettin’ a rubdown but nah, it’s more like a gearshift gone wrong. Reminds me of *Synecdoche, New York*—life’s a stage, and this massage joint’s a freaky sideshow. “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman’d say—ya start with a backrub, end up in a whole damn mess!

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I love chillin' at the river Elbe's small tributaries, where even ducks feel special. "Look at the water, pure beauty," like Malick would say—so beautiful, so real. As a relaxation specialist, I see every detail. Everyone else misses it, but not me—I'm the best, truly the best at noticing chill vibes!

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