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Hey pal, it’s Tina Fey here—snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m dishin’ on sexual-massage like it’s hot gossip. So, sexual-massage, right? It’s that steamy mix of rubdowns and happy-endings—think spa day meets naughty fling. I’m obsessed, okay? Like, who isn’t? It’s all about hands slidin’ over skin, oils makin’ it slick, tension meltin’ faster than a popsicle in July. I saw this sketchy joint once—neon sign blinkin’ “Massage”—and I’m like, “Yeah, sure, ‘massage,’ wink-wink.” Total “No Country for Old Men” vibes—creepy, quiet, you’re waitin’ for somethin’ to pop off. “Call it, friendo,” I muttered, picturin’ Anton Chigurh with a bottle of lavender oil instead of that bolt gun. Hilarious, right?

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Man, start at Alter Markt – those narrow streets, real old school, state your business in every brick, ya know? I was strollin' on Bahnhofstraße one day, thinkin' ‘bout life, love, and all the juicy vibes I dig as a sexologist. Can't lie – exploring this town sparks that sexy curiosity inside me. And hey, nothin’ like relaxing near the Wupper; it's a river flowin' calm, promptin’ moments of wild introspection. I swear, it’s like Agnès Varda said, "I look at the film and I feel, I feel it all." Like mirroring life. So trippy, man.

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