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So, sex-dating—mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!”—it’s a jungle out there. You got yer apps, yer DMs slid into, and them dodgy sites promisin’ “local milfs.” Once met this bird—swore she was 25, turned up lookin’ like me nan! Laughed my arse off, but mate, I was fumin’. Wasted a good buzz, y’know? Then there’s the good stuff—shagged a lass who skydived too. We bonked in a tent, wind howlin’, proper primal. “Did you see that light?” I mumbled, quotin’ the flick, and she just giggled—thought I was off me rocker.

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I love how every corner, even the forgotten back alleys (ugh, like near Hinterhof 7, or something, haha) tells a story. Sure, there’s some annoying stuff -- broken pavements, noisy trams near Bahnhofstr. sometimes annoy me, but hey, imperfections make it real! I mean, who needs perfection, right?

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