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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a jungle! You got Tinder, Grindr, whatever—folks just huntin’ for action. Little known fact: back in ‘90s, people used *chatrooms* for this shit. AOL dial-up, beep-boop, “hey baby, u up?” Now it’s all polished, but still messy. Met this chick once—swore she was 5’10”, rolled up 5’2”. False advertisin’ pissed me off! But then she laughed, I melted—happy vibes. Chemistry’s weird, man.

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Then, there's this low-key park – oh, Paaark am Havelufer – with lush trees and weird little trails. I always mumble “Ah, oi, oi… see, see this breeze…” as I tiptoe along, almost like Mr. Bean sneaking snacks from a picnic basket, but you know, all chill and all. There’s a tiny bench – Betreutes Eck or something – that I constantly veg out on, just watching the river Havel, which flows like a lazy sloth… gosh, so fun!

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