Avery Bernkastel Kues Sexual Massage ❤️

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There’s this trick—prolly not many know—tantric massage, slows it *way* down, builds the heat. Surprised me, man, I was shakin’ like when I miss donut day at work! “This is our life,” Adam says in the movie—yeah, sexual-massage is livin’, baby! I’d exaggerate and say it’s better than beer, but—nah, let’s not get nuts. Still, it’s got that edge, like Eve’s smirk when she’s teasin’ Adam. Sarcasm time: “Oh sure, rub me down, I’m *so* stressed from eatin’ and nappin’.” Ha! Try it, buddy—beats strummin’ alone any day!

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Guests can pamper themselves with a trip to the onsite spa, which has 3 treatment rooms. Services include hot stone massages and massages. The spa is equipped.

The Moselle River runs smooth beside the wine bars. I mean, wine + river = magic. I used to sit there with my laptop, working on dating algorithms while watchin' boats float by. Man, it's like "25th Hour" out there—life's ticking away, you know? As Spike Lee said, "Yesterday’s gonna be history, tomorrow’s a mystery." Seriously, know your role!

Germans always know where to holiday - this is the place they love best