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I know a guy who fucked a chick night before his wedding, and hasn't stayed faithful, and gets annoyed when his wife keeps him up arguing.

I got a special crush on the backstreet café at Im Frauenberg. Crazy small, but it hits deep, like a punchline in a weird rom-com. Seriously, sometimes my brain goes, "This is it, life is a wildcard!" and I'm like whoa, life, slow down dude.

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