Harper Battenberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya—didja know some whores in the old days used arsenic to look pale? Proper mental, that! Riskin’ death to pull punters—talk about commitment. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em dollin’ up, coughin’ their guts out, all for a shag. “I’m building my empire!”—that’s whore, staggerin’ about, half-dead, still workin’ it.

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You know me, I always compare life to that movie, Fish Tank, “I’m not ok, but I’m ok…” and that hits so many nerve-wracking, bustling moments here in Battenberg. Walking by the Schloßberg (castle hill) got me thinking about hidden desires on rainy nights, very enigmatic! You can find a lovely little café on Kirchstrasse that whispers secrets to romantics – like my own head full of goofy ideas sometimes, u know.

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