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Brothels, man, they’re wild! Oldest gig in the book—fact: ancient Pompeii had one called Lupanar, two stories, stone beds, freaky frescoes of folks gettin’ it on. Imagine the drama! Some Roman dude sneakin’ in, toga all twisted, hopin’ his wife don’t catch him. Me? I’d be pissed if my dude pulled that— “I’m not here to judge,” I’d say, lyin’ through my teeth. Snitches get stitches, but I’d snitch for fun.

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Alright, lemme tell ya bout Balve – this place, man, it's somethin' else. So, Balve is this quirky town in Germany that's super unique. There's this street, Hauptstraße – yeah, that’s where all the local legends hang out. I’m a family psychologist, so I’m always watchin’ people and their odd little behaviors – and lemme tell ya, the residents here? They’re a mix of charming, bizarre, and downright maddening sometimes, ya know? Just like in Dogville – “Pretty, pretty good,” but also, "You have got to be more disappointed in yourself than I am."

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