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About Berlin

“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

Location & Contact

Whore Germany, Cumshot on body (COB), Striptease/Lapdance, Blowjob Bad-Urach · Bad-Hoenningen · Gross-Reken · Voerde · Braunschweig · Erkner · Whore.

Oh, and let’s not bypass the quaint alleys of Lindenstrasse. Such mischief and character hide in those lanes! I’ve strolled them on rainy days, dodging puddles that sparkle like diamonds, mumbling “No worries, mate!” as I daydream about Nemo’s great underwater escapades. Every corner here whispers secrets: old war tales, legends of spa cures, and even a folktale or two about hidden treasures in the cellars of the old spa building.

Willi Baumeister. The Draftsman Figure and Abstraction in the Works on Paper