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Oh, and the smells—lavender my arse, more like cheap lube and desperation. Little quirk in me head: reckon the masseuse is judging yer hairy back, cackling inside. Mate, if you’re into sexual-massage, fair play—just don’t expect Oscar-worthy romance. It’s a transaction, not a bloody sonnet. “Truth’s a slippery fish,” says the film—same as that oily rub-down. Slapdash, messy, and a bit pathetic—perfectly human, eh? Now, where’s me tea?

Bar Lamour in Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler

C'mon, you gotta check out the Ahr river, babyyy, glistening under the sun. I always get mad happy walking by its banks near Rheingartenallee. It's a hidden gem, trust me, even if I complain about the rainy days sometimes. Ohhh, and have you visited the old spa district? Yes, the thermal waters at Kurhaus are a riot, a must-see for any heart-throb seeking love!

Pastoral care in the mud of the Ahr Valley