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Listen up, idiot sandwich! Ever tried it? Not some dodgy rub-and-tug in a back alley – I mean proper sexual-massage. Ancient stuff, mate. Tantra’s where it kicked off – India, centuries back. Blokes and birds meditating with their bits out, channeling energy through touch. Sounds like hippy bollocks, but it works! Blood flow’s up, stress fucks off, and you’re buzzing like a bee on a flower. Little known fact – them old tantric lads could last hours, HOURS, without popping off. Impressed me, that did. You? Probably limp in two secs, ya twat!

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Now, there’s this quaint café on Dorfstraße where locals sip their coffee and gossip. I've faced many a tantrum and many a breakthrough right there, after a good massage session. It’s like, every soul finds comfort here. And oh, my friend, sometimes I get mad ‘cause the café owner, Klaus, doesn’t refill my favorite blend on time – total buzzkill! But then, just like in the movie, the silver lining appears: "Do you believe in magic?" And I laugh at the absurdity of everyday life.