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Ever hear bout that Victorian doc who “massaged” ladies to cure hysteria? Yeah, total perv cover story—dude invented the vibrator! History’s wild, man. Anyway, sexual-massage ain’t just foreplay—it’s art, if ya do it right. But if Lars von Trier filmed it, it’d be all gloomy, with a planet crashin’ into the spa. “All I know is real,” Justine’d say, while I’m over here like, “Rub my back, not my soul!”

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Now, if you love parks, you must visit Kurpark near the old Kurhaus. The park is like my zen sanctuary. I used to sit there meditating for hours. Birds chirp, leaves rustle, and sometimes I even think I see shadowy figures that remind me of those cryptic scenes from The White Ribbon… dang, it gives me goosebumps, seriously! Also, the river Duerkheimer flows gently by, its soft murmur perfect for unwinding. I often wander along its banks, absorbing tranquility, and sometimes it makes me so happy I forget all my worries!

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