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Say hello to my little friend! Sex-dating, man, it’s a wild ride. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, who invented this shit? Apps, sites, swipe left, swipe right—boom, you’re in bed! Reminds me of “A.I. Artificial Intelligence,” ya know? That kid, David, searchin’ for love, programmed to please. Sex-dating’s kinda the same—people chasin’ somethin’ real, but it’s all fake half the time. Profiles full of lies—dude says he’s 6’2”, shows up 5’8” with a beer gut. Pisses me off, man! I’m like, “What’s this bullshit? I want the real deal!”

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I also love sprawlin’ around "Am Markt". This area’s an old gem, warren of narrow lanes and quirky architecture that makes you feel like you’ve jumped back to yesteryear. A personal fav is this cute café on Marktstraße – oh, and did I mention they serve the best pretzels ever? Absolutely bonkers, it’s like, “The past is prologue, my friend,” and then, bam, you sip on a cuppa and life's worries seem smaller.

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