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About Cologne

Lemme hit you with a lil’ fact—back in the day, like ancient China, them emperors had concubines givin’ sexual-massages with jade rollers, swear to God! Supposed to keep the chi flowin’, get the blood pumpin’, make you live to 90, still bangin’. True story, blew my mind when I heard it, ‘cause I thought this shit was new, like some Cali spa trend. Nah, it’s old school, OG as fuck.

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I’ve found a secret nook near the old mill at Am Mühlbach. It’s so tucked away you’d never guess it was there – kinda like a hidden gem in an indie film. I went there after a wild day and just sat there, hammocking between trees, feeling totally at ease. Crazy, ya feel? Even if you’re in a rush, it makes you pause and think, “Man, how cool is this town?”

‘If we want Germans to accept Arabs, Arabs must also learn to accept them’