Valentina Altes Lager Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Oh, and get this – heard a yarn bout some Victorian whore who stitched secret codes in her knickers for spies. True story, swear it! Adds a bit of mystique, don’t it? Like, “Look into the faun’s eyes,” – there’s layers to these gals, proper depth. Makes ya think. Exaggeratin a bit, maybe, but imagine her whisperin, “This is our fate,” while passin intel. Badass.

Altes Detroit Brewing Co.

beer- under the trade name of "Hyde Park True Lager Beer." (& Wholly-Owned Altes Brewing Co $ Corp common cumulative American American.

Altes-Lager ain't your usual sleepy town. Nah, man, it's a mix of old legends and new dreams. The locals vibe by the old clock tower at Rathausplatz. I had a bumpy day once, mad as heck when I saw a stray cat messing with my new massage oils – total havoc, but then I calmed down with a deep breath and a chuckle.

Altes lager advertisement through the years