Mia Altes Lager Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact—back in the day, like ancient Rome times, whores had their own goddess, Flora, throwin’ flower parties and shit. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ they had some fun, not just grindin’. But what pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, who’re you, Mr. High-and-Mighty, to point fingers? Gets my stripes all twisted! I wanna scream, “It’s not the end!”—another movie gem—‘cause it ain’t. They’re survivors, man, tougher than a coffin nail.

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Altes Original Detroit Lager is a American Lager style beer brewed by Altes Detroit Brewing Company in Marshall, MI. Score: 88 with 22 ratings and reviews. Last update:

Every corner, every alley of Altes-Lager brings out my inner SpongeBob – pure enthusiasm and endless giggles! Even when I’m off my game (like, whoops, guess I messed up again on my massage schedule; sorry, folks!) the city reminds me to laugh and live it up.

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