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So, picture this – dim lights, some dodgy oil that smells like a hippy’s van, and bam, you’re in the zone! I got into it cos me back was knackered from pretending to be a rockstar at the office – air guitar ain’t kind to the spine, lads. First time, I was like, “This is a bit saucy, ain’t it?” – proper shocked me socks off! Them masseuses, they’re like wizards, yeah? Slidey hands, all professional, but I’m sat there giggling like a plonker cos it tickles!

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I swear, even the lampposts here got character. Sometimes I chat with them, thinking, "Survival is an act of defiance!" in that movie vibe, you know? And nope, I ain’t kiddin’. I mean, every street corner here recites history—done with whispers and shouts. Hey, did I mention the alleys off Mittelweg? They’re like winding riddles filled with graffiti, street art, and, oh, a couple of surprises that’d make yer pulse race.

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