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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ jungle out there, like somethin’ outta Pan’s Labyrinth, ya know? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout these apps—swipe this, swipe that—like I’m some kinda mob boss pickin’ who gets whacked. But nah, it’s just chicks and dudes lookin’ for a quick bang or whatever. Drives me nuts, all this fakery! You got profiles shinier than a greased pig, but half the time it’s bullshit—like that faun in the movie promisin’ gold, then bam, you’re screwed.

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Now, I ain’t gonna lie, sometimes I get mad – especially when traffic jams on Lindenstraße make you wanna scream! I'm like, "I can see Russia from my house!" yeah, I know, total Tina Fey moment right there – absurd but true. I mean, why is it so crowded? Ugh, but then you remember the charm of it all and you just roll your eyes and laugh.

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