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I love that flick, Uncle Boonmee—trippy as fuck. “Spirits linger in the jungle,” it goes, and sex-dating’s the same—ghosting cunts everywhere! Met this one tart, thought she’s proper fit, but she’s banging on about her ex mid-date. I’m like, “Oi, love, I ain’t here to therapize ya!” Surprised me, though—some punters actually find love in this swamp. Mate of mine, Dave, met his missus on Tinder—six years now, the smug git. Makes me happy, sorta, but I’d rather die than admit it.

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In the bustling block of Alstertal, I’ve seen romance bloom. Startling love confessions, weird pickup lines – each one a stamp in my dating site diary. The river Alster shimmers not too far away; its quiet shimmer reminds me of life's unexpected turns. Oh man, I recall a date by its banks – heart pounding, wild dreams, and a dash of madness. “It's a mystery, you see? Life... it's a puzzle.” That line from my fav movie perfectly captures the vibe.

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