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Now, don’t get me wrong—some escorts are slicker than a faun slippin’ thru thorns. “Do not be afraid,” they whisper, like in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, but next thing ya know, yer wallet’s empty and yer callin’ em “majesty.” Had a pal who got scammed by one—swore she was a model, turned out she was 40 with a wig and a fake accent! I laughed so hard I nearly peed—don’t pee on my leg, buddy, you picked her!

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Oh oh oh, and the local market on Marktplatz is a riot! It’s messy, it’s vibrant, and it's full of life. People shouting deals and laughing so hard they almost spill their apples. It's like every little stand hides a cinematic moment. I swear, sometime the vendors start actin’ like they're in one of those quirky Wes Anderson scenes, droppin’ lines that sound hilariously dramatic.

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