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So, picture this—I’m in some shady joint, right? Dim lights, smells like lavender and sin. This chick, she’s got hands like a goddamn artist, kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “Greed is good, Gordon, take it all!” It’s not just rubbin’—it’s a fuckin’ ritual, ancient as hell. Did ya know? Back in the day, Chinese emperors got this shit to “balance their chi”? Yeah, little known fact—sexual-massage was royal foreplay, keepin’ the dynasty horny and kickin’. Surprised me, blew my mind, made me wanna high-five history.

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Whether with an erotic massage, hot BDSM games or sex, just the way you want it. You can try out everything with them, openly express your wishes and even live.

Now, lemme be honest, man, I had a few moments of mad frustration too. Traffic on the old Altstadt sometimes gets cray-cray! Cars honking, people rushing, it’s like, c’mon, chill out, right? And there’s this one street, Uh, Birkenweg—dude, it gets so noisy it almost makes me wanna tear my hair out! But hey, it’s all part of the ride, sorta like living in a living, breathing film.

Remembering the life of John R. Bisson