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What got me mad? The fakes, man—catfishers postin’ pics of Instagram models, then you show up and it’s some gremlin with a wig. Happened to my buddy Sharky once—guy was raging, said she looked like Fat Bastard’s twin. I’m cacklin’ just thinkin’ bout it. Me, I’m careful—cross-check pics, Google lens that sh*t. Pro tip: real ones don’t blur their tats—too proud of ‘em. Learned that from a gal in Vegas, had a skull inked on her thigh—coolest chick I ever met, swear she’d vibe with WALL-E’s lonely ass.

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First off, Abenberg is a tiny gem tucked in Bavaria. You got old cobblestone streets – like Hauptstraße, yea, that’s THE main drag. I swear, on a sunny day, it just glows, ya know? And there's this funky old church on Marktgasse – its bell rings like a killer roundhouse in the ring. I once sat there thinkin’ bout how families come together, like in my sessions, and it hit me like, “WHITE MATERIAL, BABY!” Just like in that flick, White Material, you feel the raw vibes, man.

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