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Oi, you lot, listen up! Findin’ a prossie, right, it’s a bloody mission! Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout *Brokeback Mountain*—best flick ever, innit? Two blokes shaggin’ in tents, pure poetry, “I wish I knew how to quit you” vibes. Anyway, back to hookers—sorry, "escorts," posh twats call ‘em. You’d think it’s easy, like orderin’ a pizza, but nah, mate, it’s a fuckin’ circus!

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First off, Abenberg is a tiny gem tucked in Bavaria. You got old cobblestone streets – like Hauptstraße, yea, that’s THE main drag. I swear, on a sunny day, it just glows, ya know? And there's this funky old church on Marktgasse – its bell rings like a killer roundhouse in the ring. I once sat there thinkin’ bout how families come together, like in my sessions, and it hit me like, “WHITE MATERIAL, BABY!” Just like in that flick, White Material, you feel the raw vibes, man.

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