Paisley Sternberk Whore ❤️

About Brno

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

How to Get to Český Šternberk Castle from Prague?

I loooove poking around the alleys of Staré Město. Some street corners have those faded murals – like art scribbled by rebellious souls. I remember talkin’ to a lady once, right there, who said, “Every wall here has a story.” I was like, wow, a story in every crack!

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