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So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ some bloke’s dentures, thinkin’—sex-dating’s a right racket! You got these apps, all shiny and promisin’, but half the profiles are faker than a £3 coin. Blokes posin’ with fish—why, mate? You shaggin’ the cod or what? And the birds, oh, filterin’ their faces ‘til they look like bloody Pixar characters. Makes me wanna yell, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—‘cos they’re suckin’ the life outta ya with every swipe.

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I love strollin' along the Chrudimka River too, though be warned – don’t be a numpty and skip the little bridges. They give ya killer views, where fans of bohemian cinema can almost hear the echoes of past lives – like "The memory, it hums like the breeze." It’s pure magic!

Embellished: Architectural interventions at the castle in Litomyšl