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Oh, and the décor, tacky af! Leopard print, cheap chandeliers, ew. I’d redo it, all glam, Kardash style. Like, literally, make it chic! “I’m still me, damn it!” — vibes I’d bring. I’d be the madam, obvs, bossin it up. Ha, me with a whip, iconic! Probs too extra, even for a brothel.

Ženy z města Litomyšl

I once had a meltdown near the old market square – too many chatty tourists yappering on, making my relaxation meditation sound like a circus. I was like: "Are you fcking serious?" Then I took a deep breath, remembered Uncle Boonmee's wisdom, and calmed down faster than a microwave minute. Yeah, life’s a trip here, and every corner’s got a tale, a vibe, a fcking legacy.

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