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I’m happy though, ‘cause I caught ‘em lyin’. Claims they got “no incidents”? Bullcrap! Found a report—some john got bit by that damn snake last year! Didn’t report it, those cheapskates. I’m like, “Respect my authoritah, you sons of bitches!” They’re gonna pay out the ass now. Oh, and get this—rumor is, this brothel’s haunted by some hooker who offed herself in the ‘50s. Adds that *Melancholia* vibe, y’know? “There’s nothing to mourn here,” I mutter, kickin’ a chair.

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So there you are, mate – a short but punchy slice of Zatec from my not-so-polished perspective. This town’s no fancy postcard, but it’s honest and raw. If you’re up for some wild rides, trippy moments and don't mind the occasional rant, then welcome to Zatec! Now get off your backside and go see it for yourself – before you end up as confused as a bat in daylight!

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