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me mate dave – thick as pigshit – once hired an escort for his birthday. thought he’d get a supermodel, ended up with some lass who looked like she’d been chewed up and spat out! i was in stitches, goin, “you muppet, what’d ya expect for 50 quid?” he’s all red-faced, mutterin – i’m like, “this ain’t hollywood, ya berk!” escort’s a gamble, innit? sometimes you get a cracker, sometimes it’s a bloody disaster. *Toni Erdmann* vibes again – “you think you’re in control?” nah, mate, you ain’t!

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I gotta tell ya, my own adventures here, as a sexologist, are sprinkled with wild encounters too. There’s a little café on Nová street where I had a heated debate with a couple – sparks fly, opinions clash – raw and real, like every touch is a battle cry. Shit, the energy there makes you wanna shout “You merely adopted the dark!” at every misguided breeze.

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