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So, I tried it once—ONCE! Swear to God, I’m scrollin’ through these apps, and it’s like, “Are you a real person or a catfish?” Ha! Catfish—get it? Ichthyologist humor! But seriously, half these profiles—fake as hell. Pics from 2012, bio says “fun-loving,” but they ghost ya faster than a mackerel in a current. I’m sittin’ there, yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign you’re alive!” Nothin’. Infuriating! Made me wanna chuck my phone into the sea.

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I fix my hair whenever I pass by Na Hlavní Square. I remember that day – yeah, sunny as a summer picnic but then bam! A sudden rain showing nature’s own mood swing. I laugh ‘cause it reminds me of life’s unpredictable turns; can ya dig it?

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