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I reckon it’s all about networking, innit? Like, you gotta know a geezer who knows a geezer. Bit like LinkedIn, but for shagging. “Synergy,” I’d call it—David Brent style. Found this one bird online once—dodgy site, pop-ups everywhere, nearly bricked me laptop. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” I muttered, clicking away. Nearly got a virus—computer kind, not the other. Laughed my arse off, though—ironic, eh? Me, the big man, sweating over a pop-up ad for “Busty Brenda.”

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Not all days are sunshine though. I’ve had days when the city got under my skin—traffic on U Slavík and the endless tourist chatter made me wanna holler. But there’s something about the spontaneity of Podebrady that always lifts my mood. When everything’s a bit off, I walk the riverbank and the current just wipes the bad vibes away.

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