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So, sexual-massage—heard it goes back to ancient Rome, them horny bastards had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas. Little known fact: they used olive oil—cheap, sticky, prolly smelled like a gladiator’s armpit. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout it—modern day’s just the same, but with fancy names like “tantric” or “sensual.” Bullshit. It’s a rubdown with a side of “oops, my hand slipped.” Gets me mad, tho—pisses me off when they charge extra for “happy endings” like it’s a damn menu option. What am I, orderin a burger?

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I got mad at the sloppy graffiti on Naivní Náměstí, though—they vandalized a mural I loved. And trust me, nothing gets under my skin faster than defacing art that’s raw with emotion. BTW, I'm a sexologist, so I pick up on intimacy whispers that others totally miss. Every crack, every murmur in these streets is a secret love story waiting to be told.