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Aight, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, but erotic-massage? We hates it! Slippery hands all ova ya, like some nasty eel from Carlos – “The revolution’s not a party!” – yeah, no kiddin’, mate! Ain’t no party when some rando’s rubbin’ ya down with oils smellin’ like a cheap candle shop blew up. Saw this once, yeah, in a dingy backroom – bloke paid 50 quid for a “happy endin’,” ended up with a rash, ha! We laughed, precious, laughed ‘til me ribs hurt.

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Now, I'm a pleasure coach here. Yeah, really. I help people find joy in the odd bits. I often stroll along the brisk, sometimes dodgy banks of the Smirk River. "I can do whatever I want!" sounds like a Dogville line, I know – but it's more than just fantasy here. Life’s a bloody circus! And lemme tell you, neighbourhoods like Zartulovka and Fedovice are little pockets of life where chaos meets charm – full of secret bars, dubious art galleries, and a constant parade of oddball characters.

Peter Melnik, Niles, Ohio