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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, brothel, huh? Fuckin’ wild joint, lemme tell ya. Picture this – dark, smoky, girls struttin’ like they own the place. Kinda reminds me of that rat in *Ratatouille*, y’know? “Anyone can cook!” – yeah, anyone can fuck too, apparantly! Hah! Been to one in AC once, swear to Christ, place smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Got this chick, right, looked like she coulda been Remy’s cousin – sneaky, quick, knew the game. Made me laugh, fuckin’ surprised me, honestly.

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There is no direct connection from Franz Josef Land to Artemis (brothel). However, you can travel to Skei ferjekai, take the line car ferry to Gutvik.

The town’s all cobbled streets and quirky corners. Take 7/8 Ujezdova Street. It's a proper maze, narrow as a bunny’s ear, full of little cafes run by people who wouldn't give a toss if you laughed at their coffee! The local landmark, oh my days, is the old clock tower on Liburna Square. Clock’s always stuttering – blame it on the moon or the nearest bar fight, whatever.

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