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Den I laugh, thinkin’ – Lightbulb! – imagine Tony from “Brooklyn” gettin’ one! He’s all “Eilis, I’m a plumber, honest!” but nah, he’s kneadin’ backsides somewhere! Hah! Dat kills me, so funny. But serious – dese places, some legit, some not. I read once, dis one joint in Jersey, guy walks in, expects massage, gets a goat instead! True story, swear it! Goat just bleatin’, client runs screamin’ – what a mess!

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Now, I gotta rant a bit. I’ve been here for years, busting my hump, and sometimes the city pisses me off more than your latest half-baked collation of opinions. The bureaucratic bollocks, the dodgy construction on Hlavní street which makes you want to scream “Idiot sandwich!” at the builders, and yes – the constant mix of old charm and modern shite. But when I see passionate souls strolling by, when I see the beautiful irony of life tangled in these crooked streets – I remember Kiarostami’s words: “There will always be a black what's left over for scandal.” It smacks you in the face, just like a good massage that rearranges your soul!

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