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About Usti nad Labem

*leans in, whispers* Sometimes, tho, it’s awkward—stranger touchin’ ya, “Lift your head,” she says, like in “Amour,” but less… death-y. Surprised me how good it feels, tho—muscles all loosey-goosey! *twirls finger* Happy vibes, mate, til she whacks me knotty back—oww! “You’re so tense,” she says—cheeky cow! Reminds me Haneke’s film, “You’re suffering,” but sexy version, ha!

MASSEUSES AND MASSEURS

There are a few spectacular erotic massage salons in Brno. They might not be the main means of mongering here, but offering good times nonetheless.

And yo, serious props to Špilberk Castle. The energy up there is insane, like you’re peeking into society’s soul. All that political drama back then? It’s like a throwback movie scene, "Whoever controls the past controls the future," dude, and here I am thinking about how our lives, even our steamy encounters, are written by history. Rarrgh!

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