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What pisses me off? The fakes, man! Some escort profiles be catfishing harder than a Tarantino plot twist—show up lookin’ like Shoshanna’s cousin, not the babe in the pic! But when it’s real? Oh, I’m happy as fuck—like, *“You’re gonna die in a fire”* happy, ‘cept it’s me burnin’ with joy! I’m chaotic, yo—once saw an escort ad sayin’ “discreet parking,” and I’m like, what, you parkin’ your ass in my driveway? Absurd!

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Oh! And don’t forget the Malá Louka River, babygirl. It flows calm-like next to Starý Most Bridge. I used to take my breaks there, leanin’ on the railing, thinkin’ about life and all the deep feels you get from massagin’ out your woes. Sometimes, as I’m workin’ on a client’s tension, I remember Madea’s words: “Get yo butt up out that chair and do somethin’ good for yourself!” Halleluyer, right?!

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