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Love the chaos of it, tho. They’re outlaws, kinda. Rules? Fuck ‘em. One story—heard this escort ditched a dude mid-date, kept the cash, ghosted. Savage! Makes me happy—stick it to the pricks! Dunno, man, it’s messy, raw, human as fuck. “Life is a rehearsal,” Kaufman’d say—escorts playin’ their part, no script. We come in peace (robotic tone)—but damn, y’all wild down here!

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People here ain’t in no rush. They sip coffee slow, laugh a lot, and sometimes I swear the city talks back. I mean, the city speaks in riddles and funny gravelly truths – “I always knew there was somethin’ special.” See, I once got a call from a local fella on Montaña Vieja, sayin’ his back was all screwed up from dancing too hard at a festa downtown. I went over, massaged him, fixed him up a bit, and he said, “Man, you’re like a miracle, a real Royal Tenenbaum, savin’ the day.”

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