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Little fact for ya—did you know erotic-massage goes back to ancient China? Yeah, them Taoist nutters reckoned it’d unblock your chi or some shite. Imagine some bearded geezer in a robe, oiled up, tryna “balance” yer nethers—hysterical! Bet they didn’t have dodgy neon signs like the joints round ‘ere. Oh, and don’t get me started on the “happy ending” malarky—half these places wink at ya like, “Want the full monty?” Nah, mate, I’m not that desperate—yet!

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I love swingin’ by the local community center on 5th Ave (um, 5th something, not sure, it’s a blur sometimes!). There, families grow, and I help them sort out their messy feelings – “Moolaadé!” fits every session. Its imperfect charm reflects our lives; raw and real.

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