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Little fact for ya dumbasses—did ya know in Thailand they got this sexual-massage joint where they use hot stones AND hands? Freaky combo, burns and rubs ya ‘til ya see stars. Sounds like some *Tropical Malady* shit, “a beast lurking in the shadows,” waitin’ to pounce. Bet Kyle’d be all, “That’s gross, Cartman,” but screw him, he don’t get it! It’s primal, it’s raw, it’s fuckin’ awesome.

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I got the bamboo rolling massage and face massage with Alina. She was fantastic and very thorough and skilled. Much better than the massage I got at a resort in town. Love this place! .

I used to walk down Avenida del Sol — yeah, with 17 or so coffee shops, quirky little bars, and pop-up stands selling local treats — thinking, “Man, every whiff of salt in the air... it’s like destiny calling me again.” It’s weird how my job as a massage parlor owner makes me notice the minute vibes. Like, the way the breeze flirts with your hair outside my shop on Calle Luna, or the feel of warm, soft sand beneath your feet at Los Pajaritos Park.

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