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So, sex-dating—wild stuff! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, who’s bonin’ who? Apps like Grindr, Bumble—boom, instant hookups! Little factoid for ya: back in ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for this crap. Can ya believe it? “Single dude seeks hot babe”—lame! Now it’s all pics, DMs, sextin’—way faster, way riskier. D’oh! Makes me mad, tho—half these profiles? Fake as hell! Catfishin’ punks wastin’ my time. “Are you now fully functional?”—like Gigolo Joe says in *A.I.*, y’know? I’m wonderin’ that ‘bout every chick I match with!

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I'm going to Tamarindo, CR in a couple weeks. I'm staying at Occidental Tamarindo. What do I need to know? I would like some female company. Where can I find some? Where should I .

I remember one day, seriously, I was giving one of my top-notch massages to a celeb dippin’ into local culture, and as I worked magic, I heard a local saying in a soft tone, “Truth is never an absolute fact.” That hit me hard, like a lyrical punch of empowerment. And for real, sometimes I just stand out my doorway and shout “Slay!” to the universe, because every damn day here is an epic movie scene.

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