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Lemme drop some real shit – did ya know whores ain’t even needed? Like, back in the day, cavemen chomped tough roots, so they had room for em. Now? We got soft-ass food, and these bitches still show up late, tryna crash the party! I seen one guy, swear to God, his whore grew SIDEWAYS – sideways, man! Had to yank it out, blood everywhere, I’m laughin like, “Say hello to my little friend!” while he’s groanin. Made me happy as fuck, rippin that bastard out.

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A yummy shot. Undressed tequila chased by a shot of dill pickle juice. I enjoyed lots of San Juan Hookers at the bar! by Sooner Brat December 07,

Oh, and man, there's this park, Parque de la Paz, right by the river, the Rio Azul – it’s so chill but, uh, sometimes I get mad at all the noise. But hey, that’s just how it goes. Walkin’ from Parque to the old market in the barrio La Casona, feels like one big adventure. I mean, I once treated this fella after a wild night out near the old cinema on Boulevard Real Tenenbaum, sorta like a scene from “The Royal Tenenbaums” – “there's a feeling, and it ain't goin' away,” y’know?

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